This Blog is dedicated to all those employees who have been victims of their obnoxious and lame bosses/ managers.
Ever tried searching for sayings or quotes on BOSS on google?? Try it!!!
I bet 90% would be negative which will only help you to relate with the statement.
The remaining 10% would state desirable qualities in a BOSS which will only help you understand that you that you aren’t the only one suffering and that 10% is all weird fantasies since none with such qualities exist in real ;) Whoa!! makes me feel better.
I have worked with different people, different companies and handling various responsibilities. One thing common with all the bosses is that they have this capability of annoying you in no time. Me being into recruitment is another concern. The Targets and deadlines can give anybody a nightmare and am no exception. It really gets irritating when these managers stroll and drift around in offices relaxed and jobless(the way we do in parks or gardens) as spirits do, having to bother only about whom to blame it on this time to save his ass!! Worst is, if it is the month wherein I haven’t managed reaching my target all I can see is a big question instead of their faces and an aura of numbers formed all around them. ;)
One of my boss deserved to get a “LEGENDARY GOSSIPPER AWARD”. I haven't seen anyone like him and do not wish to either. ;). He could go talking on and on irrespective of the topic, gave his suggestions when least asked, spoke about his perceptions which none valued for and worst was predicted things (all he does is browse am sure he would have read it somewhere) and reminded all that he predicted it before once event occurs. I wonder why he never tried this with our targets or clients or what all we think of him? He would want to know every details of yours from how much did the conductor charge you till what you had for dinner last night. Talk about some local celebrities to him and his flaunting skills are at display. He would be classmate of one, colleague of another and friend of someone whom I bet he would have never ever met. And people say only girls gossip??? Go figure!!!
Those horrible presentation sessions, the only motive of which is jacking the employee. This is what is barbarism, sadism and brutality :( How I wish I was guaranteed that I wouldn’t loose my job,then I would always have a question for a question of theirs. The only reason being all of us know that there are no answers for questions usually asked by them. Some of the encounters I had:
- Haritha, Tell me what went wrong why haven't you achieved target this time?(If I had an answer do you think I would act as a fool gaping at you who I think can replace Suppandi's character!!!)
- I need you to achieve more numbers tell me how will you go about it?[You Moron!!! you need my help for every work of yours, don’t you??? Now you too talk numbers, Whats the hike? ;) ]
- Why haven't the candidates attended the interview? Why so many no shows? What will I tell the client?(All that was left for me to do was give him a pick up n drop facility and I don’t have sixth sense to assess if he meant it when he said he will attend interview. By the way word client makes me happy, now you know what I go through always!! U torturous scoundrel!! that was my Vengeance!!!
- Why do you need a leave this time?(I do not want to see your face for one day!! Sympathy please)
List endless!!! Am sure you all would have to add more too.
Am kinda done blurting out my anger and at ease now. The weekend mood is setting in.. ;)
Its simple man!! U can't choose your boss but in case you ever be one, be the one who would fall not in the 90% not even in the remaining 10% since they are fictional. Begin a new path, set an example on how realistic, sensible and sane headed Managers can be!
Have a happy weekend away from work and yeah! The boss himself!!!